i was just sitting in my living room eating nerds and my 7 year old sister came up to me and whispered “you are what you eat” and that’s how i just got burned by my little sister
If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
boy moans are so nice
tumblr more like numblr because i sit too long and cant feel my frickin legs holy crap
nothing is more embarrassing than people finding your attempted selfies